Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Ooh, name it after me! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.

Professor, make a woman out of me.

When will that be? Hey, whatcha watching? Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Also Zoidberg.

1. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
2. You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!
3. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

Who am I making this out to?

I can explain. It's very valuable. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. I can explain. It's very valuable. It's a T. It goes "tuh".

• Who are those horrible orange men?
• We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
• Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.

Soothe us with sweet lies. Pansy. Who are you, my warranty?! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? But existing is basically all I do!

I'm Santa Claus! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.

Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! I can explain. It's very valuable. Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.

Fry, we have a crate to deliver. No, I'm Santa Claus! Noooooo! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial?

That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Fatal. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. You lived before you met me?! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Soothe us with sweet lies. And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

Bender?! You stole the atom. No. We're on the top. And until then, I can never die? It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. So, how 'bout them Knicks?

Shinier than yours, meatbag. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.

I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Noooooo! Your best is an idiot!