Hey 1r0nm4g3! You should really have a post with all the different types of details people can use like bold, italics, underline, etc....

Additionally, some testing of other features such as quotes and images should be used. Maybe even quotes of an image. Or images of quotes of images. Or quotes of images that are of quotes with images.

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work.

Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.Hi.I'm Troy McClure.You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!

I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

1. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
2. I didn't get rich by signing checks.
3. Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

• I hope I didn't brain my damage.
• You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
• Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!

Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

Homer no function beer well without. I stand by my racial slur. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

Hello my fancy Pantsed Friend

Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Ahoy hoy? When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. Ahoy hoy? Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son."